Dave's Top 10 Cabin Moments
10.The sink
The
worst part of the cabin trip was the clean-up. Usually Sunday was the
day we left. The still molting fire had unrecognizable things in the
fire that needed to be tidied up. But outside the fire was usually the
worse. A trampelled cabin, beer bottles, puke puddles, and damaged
stuff. I usually got stuck with washing the dishes. The worst was
pancake mix. I had to let that crap soak for a good hour and then get
something like a knife to scape that shit off the bowl. Of course when
I finished the sink ended up plugging up.
9.Strudels
Nothing
is better to bring for breakfast. You don't have to cook studels or add
milk to eat it at cabin. When you are hung over the best is to keep it
simple. I usually bought the warehouse packs and after a night of
puking there was a lot of strudel residue left over.
8.Kevin's Funnel Incident
Oh the funnel. Everybody had their turn at my
funnel. My favourite funnel
moment has to go to Kevin. I remember he was funnelling some hard
liquor and only wanted some of it in the funnel but I poured a little
too much. Less than an hour later their was another puddle on the floor.
7.Shrinkage
Nothing
beats the road trip. One time we went on a road trip to Jasper. One of
the stops was the hot springs. After crisping in the hot springs I
decided to have a competition who could stay in the ice cold water the
longest. Joe, John and Kevin were out fast. It was left to me and
Derek. After 5-10 minutes we mutually agreed to get the hell out of
their.
6.Darwell Fries
The
closest restaurant. The food was pretty good. But consumption of the
"homemade fries" is not encouraged. Always go with the McCain curly
fries there.
5.
Derek's Tammy Rant
Just
for the record I was the only one at the cabin who did not obsess over
Tammy. She was a brunette which did not make her a tall hot blonde. One
of the first times at the cabin Derek was drunk out of his mind and
described Tammy's every bodypart. Too bad we did not tape it.
4.
Ride of death
The
early rides to the cabin were insane. Keith went sometimes at least 160
km/h. He probably went higher but I was too scared to look at the
speedometer. He even floored corners at more than 100 km/h. And his
choice of music. Crazy Clown Posse blaring did not calm my nerves.
3.
Fire
The
best part of the outdoors. Fire was given to us to survive. It provides
heat and it can kill us. We started off with modest fires originally
but with a new outhouse we had a new source of fuel. Combined with
unknown liquids in unmarked containers we made a big fire. But
everybody else rejected my idea to extend the fire pit because they
thought I would burn down the cabin.
2.
First time puking at the cabin
I
held the record for the longest not to puke at the cabin. But one night
I woke up in the middle of the night. I yelled at Kevin to get a bucket
but he didn't feel like getting up. So I got up and ran outside, leaned
over the padio, and made my mark.
1.
Keith's Drunken Rampage
The
work case of hooglinism at the cabin. He just lost it. Some chick did
not go out with him so he went on a midnight walkabout. He started
smashing stop signs and pulling out yield signs. We tried to stop him
but after a while he was unstobbable. We let him go and eventually he
tired out.
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